October is here people! And if you haven’t already made your annual trip to the pumpkin patch yet...well let’s just not even go there, of course you have! But if you’re like me, one trip to the pumpkin patch just won’t cut it when it comes to celebrating the ultimate basic biotch season. No, no, I want to wake up with a PSL in hand, light my cinnamon scented candle and have someone take pictures of me throwing leaves in the air while I pretend to laugh at the joke no one told me. Yeah, the fall obsession is REAL.
If you relate to any of that at all, then this bucket list will be right up your alley. Here’s my ultimate fall bucket list for all your basics out there that just want to have your pumpkin flavored bread and eat it too (see what I did there??).
Watch Hocus Pocus with your gal pals
Decorate your front porch with all the festive fall decor from home goods
Carve/decorate pumpkins and bake the seeds
Make your own Halloween costume. Because who wants to wear off the rack, am I right?!?
Drink hot/cold apple cider
Get your hands on apple cider donuts (if you live in Southern California you can find these in Oak Glen)
Go crazy with crock pot recipes! Turkey chili anyone?!
Watch ALL of the Harry Potter movies
Throw a wine and cheese night party and watch a scary movie (I suggest Halloween)
Treat your self to some new fall booties
Buy Halloween candy for yourself and eat the whole bag
Go to some sort or outdoor sporting event. Idk I think it’s called football or something...?
Go apple picking and maybeeee make apple pie?
Go to the pumpkin patch and take obscene amounts of photos to prove you were there
Go to a psychic/have your cards read
Get a group together and go to a haunted house
Enjoy breakfast in bed when you set the clocks back
Fall down the Pinterest rabbit hole
Dress up on Halloween and stay out past your bedtime
Wear your best fall sweater and take cute pics by trees where the leaves have changed
Eat a Carmel apple and then schedule your bi-annual dental appointment
Spend too much money on scented candles and then take a bath and light said candles
Order at least 15 PSL at Starbucks
Go for a walk and look at the fall leaves
If you check off even half of these I’ll be impressed. As I write this I’m currently sitting in a cab on my way in to New York City and my plan is to check off as many of these festive fall activities while I’m here! But I’m gonna sign off for now because this cab smells like vomit and I need to focus on not passing out from the smell lol.
Happy fall frolicking!